nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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