And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Randomize
