is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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