So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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