If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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