I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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