Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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