haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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