dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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