Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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