Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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