so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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