fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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