what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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