Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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