How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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