she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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