butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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