Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
