Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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