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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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