So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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