stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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