I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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