The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
i out mim tonsoeep
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