do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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