he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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