hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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