I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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