I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
