If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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