I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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