They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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