My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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