I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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