Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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