You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize