They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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