i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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