but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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