i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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