This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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