i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i dont even know how to be here
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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