her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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