Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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