If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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