scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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