god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
