He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
i now understand why vodka
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Randomize
