No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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