Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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