Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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