Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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