So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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