I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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