In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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