I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I don't deserve a penis
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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