I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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