I need help removing her.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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